also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I want a musical about memes.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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