Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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