Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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