I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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