you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
This is classic penis vs brain.
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