Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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