I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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