Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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