wat bout pragnant strippers??
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
