did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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