Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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