i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
