your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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