i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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