Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
is wine microwaveable?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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