Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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