playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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