What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i wish my penis had a tongue
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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