I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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