Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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