"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize
