Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
