and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
