I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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