That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
