no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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