he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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