Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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