handjob tips. give me some.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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