Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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