Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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