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(913): View more from Kansas

farters have to be the big spoon...

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(760): View more from California

I wish they had nachos that got you drunk

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(914): View more from New York

I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.

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(541): View more from Oregon

i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.

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(518): View more from New York

she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.

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(305): View more from Florida

I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.

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(530): View more from California

I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm super disappointed in my clit.

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(418): View more from Quebec

I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?

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