what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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