I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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