That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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