Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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