i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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