yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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