And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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