I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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