ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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