so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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