is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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