i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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