We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Im part way to drunk.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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