There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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