I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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