dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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