the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
So much rum. So many feels.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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