Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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