Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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