doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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