Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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