Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize