I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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