Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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